Funny Lines From Alice in Wonderland
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
― Alice in Wonderland
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
― Alice in Wonderland
"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
― Alice in Wonderland
― Alice in Wonderland
"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
― Alice in Wonderland
― Alice in Wonderland
"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."
"I don't much care where –"
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go."
― Alice in Wonderland
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."
"I don't much care where –"
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go."
― Alice in Wonderland
"If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does."
― Alice in Wonderland
― Alice in Wonderland
"I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter."
― Alice in Wonderland
― Alice in Wonderland
"Mad Hatter: "Why is a raven like a writing-desk?"
"Have you guessed the riddle yet?" the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
"No, I give it up," Alice replied: "What's the answer?"
"I haven't the slightest idea," said the Hatter"
― Alice in Wonderland
"Have you guessed the riddle yet?" the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
"No, I give it up," Alice replied: "What's the answer?"
"I haven't the slightest idea," said the Hatter"
― Alice in Wonderland
"have i gone mad?
im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are."
― Alice in Wonderland
im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are."
― Alice in Wonderland
"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don't much care where -' said Alice.
'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
'- so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.
'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough."
― Alice in Wonderland
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don't much care where -' said Alice.
'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
'- so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.
'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough."
― Alice in Wonderland
"My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that."
― Alice in Wonderland
― Alice in Wonderland
"I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?"
― Alice in Wonderland
― Alice in Wonderland
"If you don't know where you are going any road can take you there"
― Alice in Wonderland
― Alice in Wonderland
"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
"You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing."
"Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice."
― Alice in Wonderland
"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
"You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing."
"Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice."
― Alice in Wonderland
"Alice: Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
The Cheshire Cat: That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.
Alice: I don't much care where.
The Cheshire Cat: Then it doesn't much matter which way you go.
Alice: ...So long as I get somewhere.
The Cheshire Cat: Oh, you're sure to do that, if only you walk long enough."
― Alice in Wonderland
The Cheshire Cat: That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.
Alice: I don't much care where.
The Cheshire Cat: Then it doesn't much matter which way you go.
Alice: ...So long as I get somewhere.
The Cheshire Cat: Oh, you're sure to do that, if only you walk long enough."
― Alice in Wonderland
"I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!"
― Alice in Wonderland
― Alice in Wonderland
"The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?"
Alice: "Yes..."
The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young."
― Alice in Wonderland
Alice: "Yes..."
The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young."
― Alice in Wonderland
"Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense."
― Alice in Wonderland
― Alice in Wonderland
"Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time."
― Alice in Wonderland
― Alice in Wonderland
"The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright
-- And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright
-- And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done
-- "It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"
The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead
-- There were no birds to fly.
In a Wonderland they lie
Dreaming as the days go by,
Dreaming as the summer die."
― Alice in Wonderland
"Cat: Where are you going?
Alice: Which way should I go?
Cat: That depends on where you are going.
Alice: I don't know.
Cat: Then it doesn't matter which way you go."
― Alice in Wonderland
Alice: Which way should I go?
Cat: That depends on where you are going.
Alice: I don't know.
Cat: Then it doesn't matter which way you go."
― Alice in Wonderland
"Little Alice fell
d
o
w
n
the hOle,
bumped her head
and bruised her soul"
― Alice in Wonderland
d
o
w
n
the hOle,
bumped her head
and bruised her soul"
― Alice in Wonderland
"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change."
― Alice in Wonderland
― Alice in Wonderland
"Either it brings tears to their eyes, or else -"
"Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause.
"Or else it doesn't, you know."
― Alice in Wonderland
"Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause.
"Or else it doesn't, you know."
― Alice in Wonderland
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